Black Magic?!

Do you believe in Black Magic? Do you believe someone can put a spell on someone with a black burning candle and a name on a piece of paper? How about by pouring oil on the windshield of someone’s truck and writing in the oil with their finger? Apparently, the ex-wife thought she could because, she tried it on my husband and me. I’m not kidding! 

In her rants screaming at us in any parking lot she saw us in or during pick-up/drop off, she swore she was going to ruin our lives because she used black magic to do so. She left voicemails saying she was going to “put black magic” on us. I heard it a lot for a while and I found it pretty comical.

My husband said her (the ex-wives) mom believed and “used” black magic all the time and swore that it worked. I remember the oldest kid also talking about it, saying that her mom said she used black magic to get what she wanted or to hurt others. Personally, I don’t believe a damn word of any of it. I guess if maybe my life had fallen apart at some point, I might question it but…

Now, the story about my truck. When my husband and I first got together I had a Teal Ford Mustang with a 5.0, whatever that means…it went fast and I got pulled over a lot! HAHA. After I got pregnant, my husband told me that I would not be allowed to drive that car unless I could learn not to have a lead foot. I didn’t blame him. So, I traded it in for a Dodge 1500 four (suicide) door truck. And then, like an idiot I let him put air bags on it for a bigger lift. To say it was a struggle for me getting in that truck is an understatement!! Even with a step. Now, imagine doing it with a six month pregnant belly! I’m 5’1 on a good day! 

Anyways…We had the truck for about a month or so when my husband went out one morning to head to work and saw the windshield covered in something greasy. Not thinking, he used the wipers and it did nothing but make it worse. He came back in the house and told me what was going on. I was confused at first, I didn’t understand what he was saying….“the windshield is greasy and it won’t come off”. I grabbed some cleaner and walked out with him to see what he was talking about. 

Sure as shit, there was oil all over the windshield and it had ran down onto the hood. I was pissed! I was so worried the paint was going to be ruined. We had no clue what this shit was. Once we took a flashlight to the windshield, you could see at the top of the windshield looked like it had finger prints on it and the top parts of letters. I immediately started laughing! My husband looked at me like I had lost my mind. I said “It’s black magic man!” He lost it too! 

I sprayed the whole windshield and let it sit for a few minutes. It took a couple of times of spraying the cleaner and using the wipers to get it clean. Once he got to work, he was a manager for a trucking company, he pulled into the wash bay and washed the rest of the oil off the truck to make the paint didn’t get ruined. We didn’t make a police report because there was no damage and I honestly didn’t think they would believe us when we said it was “Black Magic!”. 

Now, that was only one incident! Before this, we had some weird shit left on the steps of the house. It was some burnt paper with melted wax all over it. I just picked it up and threw it in the trash, not thinking about it again until the truck windshield. My husband and I still laugh about it. 

We aren’t sure what kind of spell she was trying to put on us but, it didn’t work. I mean it’s been 22 years, we are still happily married, have great kids/grandkids and living our best lives. I’m sure she’s disappointed! I’m not sorry about it! 

I’ll have to ask the kid but, if I remember right she even had the kids or at least two of them with her when she did this to the truck. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised at all. I know she had at least two of the kids with her when she dropped off her “friends” to steal the truck just a few months later! 

Yes, you read that right! She had two friends steal our truck, strip (brand new rims and tires) and destroy it. Then dumped it in a town about 30 minutes from where we lived in an apartment complex! And she had the kids with her when she dropped these men off at our truck….Mother of the fucking year! The kid said she didn’t know that’s what they were doing in the middle of the night but, she had a feeling it wasn’t something good when they pulled up to were we lived. The ex-wife got out, showed these men what truck was ours and then left them to do what they did. 

Listen, I wish I could say that I was making all of this up. But, I am dead fucking serious! This was, is and has been our lives for 22 years now! Shit is insane. Thankfully, the last ten years hasn’t been as insane, except when she hired the PI just couple of years ago to spy on us! Which she admitted to doing in court!

I have added a picture of me a few months pregnant standing next to the truck. We installed a button close to the door so that I could release air from the airbags so that I could get in/out a little easier..lol. I also used it when I was driving and saw a cop looking a little to hard at me. We may have been a couple inches higher when they were inflated than the law allowed. Maybe!!